its not pink its salmon!
this hoochie coochie ain't fo' sale!

squarted:

when u lose mom at the storeimage


mariowiki:

codeinewarrior:

say those three words and i’m yours

super smash bros


ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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cassbuttstiel:

I had a dream that I was flirting with Leonardo DiCaprio and I said “what’s your sign?” and he said “DiCapricorn” and I laughed so hard I woke up

what the fuck is frozen even about?

missmaceymouse:

smallherosix:

Once upon a time, in a land by the sea,
There were two princesses who were happy as could be.
The eldest was Elsa, possessing Ice magic.
And her sister was Anna. Their tale is quite tragic.
For one night young Elsa, while playing a game,
Caused harm to young Anna. Things were never the same.
To protect everyone, Elsa locked herself away.
She refused to build snowmen, though why she wouldn’t say.

The King and Queen die and now Elsa is queen
It’s been years now since either princess has been seen.
Anna meets Hans and it’s love at first sight.
But Elsa is cautious. It doesn’t feel right.
The two sisters argue, Elsa’s magic’s revealed.
Elsa runs and lets go of what was so long concealed.
Anna goes after her sister so dear.
With the help of Kristoff and Olaf and Sven the reindeer.

They find Elsa’s palace. The girls sing a duet.
But then Elsa does something she’s sure to regret.
A strong blast of magic straight to Anna’s heart
Elsa’s fear and her sadness makes her fall apart.
Kristoff takes Anna to see his troll friends.
And they give us a hint to how the story ends.
An act of true love is what must save the day.
They must get Anna to Hans for a kiss straight away.

Kristoff rides valiantly but all is in vain,
Hans didn’t love Anna. He wanted to reign.
Hans leaves Anna to freeze and to die,
Then Olaf just happens to be strolling by.
They have a discussion where Anna finds out,
What an act of true love is really about.
So they go to find Kristoff, while a storm starts to brew.
Kristoff rushes back. His love for Anna is true.

But Anna decides that her life is worth less
Than her sister’s, who is in a bit of distress.
Anna rushes in front of the man who betrayed,
Sacrifices herself to be cut down by his blade.
At the last moment she freezes, and then Anna died.
Everyone is quite sad and a few people cried.
But turns out that Anna’s love for Elsa is true.
She thaws and they hug but there’s still work to do.

Arendelle thaws and summer returns.
Anna punches Hans right between his flowing sideburns.
Anna and Kristoff share a kiss and it’s great
Then all of the characters start to ice skate.

This is just so perfect. Down to the very last line.

Flowing sideburns